Because I have no life and spend my days wishing I was Alex Vause
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
50 Shades of Greg
- We do not speak about Dan’s brother
- We do not speak about the V-day video or spread it.
- We do not get angry at Dan for not uploading very often.
- We do not hate on people who do not ship Phan.
- We do not hate on people who do ship Phan.
- We do not ask Phil or Dan about Phan.
- We do not ask any other youtuber about Phan.
- We do not post Phan stuff in the amazingphil or danisnotonfire tag.
Scruffy Alex is oh so very, very sexy.
fun date idea:
take me to comic con
drop me off
pick me up when it’s over tho
Give me spending money too
if u think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal then ur completely wrong