Hello, I'm Lily-May but I go by Lily or May (either is fine), I like bands and bacon. Sarah Paulson makes me giggle and All Time Low are perfect. Jack Barakat is my sunshine. Alex Vause is my prison wife. I want to marry Laura Prepon tbh.

Hello

shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

Posted 4 hours ago89 notesreblog

canifuckalexvauseyet:

Because I have no life and spend my days wishing I was Alex Vause

Posted 21 hours ago73 notesreblog

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Posted 1 day ago152,271 notesreblog

evaded:

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

definition of a burn

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

time-for-tea-and-crumpets:

50 Shades of Greg

Posted 1 day ago190 notesreblog

paramorre:

make me choose: don’t panic! or nothing personal

Posted 1 day ago3,250 notesreblog
To anyone who is new to the Phandom;

nellibellaz:

  • We do not speak about Dan’s brother
  • We do not speak about the V-day video or spread it.
  • We do not get angry at Dan for not uploading very often.
  • We do not hate on people who do not ship Phan.
  • We do not hate on people who do ship Phan.
  • We do not ask Phil or Dan about Phan.
  • We do not ask any other youtuber about Phan.
  • We do not post Phan stuff in the amazingphil or danisnotonfire tag.

Posted 1 day ago3,185 notesreblog

allforatl:

Scruffy Alex is oh so very, very sexy. 

Posted 1 day ago1,762 notesreblog

letsdestroyitall:

anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

Give me spending money too

Posted 1 day ago55,722 notesreblog

5sosaffair:

martinefn:

 I see no difference

oh my god

Posted 1 day ago8,573 notesreblog

madisonthe1975:

if u think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal then ur completely wrong

Posted 1 day ago7,771 notesreblog
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